SInce the 500 is coming up i figured i would show you guys this pick. A couple years ago i got to drive my truck around the track once. The damn thing wouldn’t go above 85 or so cause it was on a bank the whole time. Also my check engine light came on because all the oil was going to one side of the engine i think. Its was also embarrassing when leaves and shit were flying out of the bed. I am pretty sure a big bufford wrapper flew out, possibly a beer can. I knew the old president of the track and he let me take a lap one day when no one was around. Since then they have re-done the entire track but it was crazy how bumpy and shit it was. I have done it riding shotgun in a nascar and its a whole different experience going 180. It must be crazy driving with a bunch of other cars inches from you.

3 days ago in 2007 i proposed to my wife. It was our Peace River Trip i did every year for my Birthday. I decided to propose there cause it was our first trip together back in 1999. In retrospect i probably shouldn’t have gotten so drunk. I think during my speech i said Fuck and shit like 10 times. There is a video out there that my wife likes to bring out every once in a while that will never be shown. Its embarrassing.  Also what’s embarrassing is the damn clothes we are wearing because that year it got below freezing which is super rare for freaking Arcadia florida.  Anyway, it all worked out in the end, or at least this much time later. Oh yea, ultimate test for your soon to be wife,   pee the bed the night you ask her to marry you while its 29 degrees, if she still wants to go through with it she will never leave. Also i just realized this picture looks like romantic bum village. Also my wife is giving the middle finger.

Post the funniest caption I will send you something in the mail. Don’t know what yet but something T and D related.
My caption: “If this was a rooster I would have cock foot”

I said its a bad picture but I should blame my fat face cause this is what I look like.

First of all…thanks to all of you that have continued to download and listen to the show! You guys are the greatest!

We told you guys a while back that we were going to give you an update on what Samuel was doing…and today was that day! Sam called in as we were about to go to break…and filled us in on everything that he’s been up to in Tampa and typical “we’ve got to edit it” type Samuel stuff. also during the show, TruTV got ahold of us and told us that we’re going to be featured in one of their up coming web clip specials for “Trombone Titties!.” Man…we really blew it on that video. Apparently it was a massive success but did it get us anymore listeners and downloads…the jury is still out on that.

Today’s show featured:

Ross spills wine

A Trip to the DMV

@MostlyMediocre and their Flea World reenactment

Samuel calls in

Dan Berry, Producer from TruTV calls us to us “Trombone Titties”

“Make Me Famous”

WHAT A HAIR CUT

There was a “Weekend at Birnie’s 3?”

That’s just a little taste of everything that we covered. It was a longer than normal show today…not sure why. Both of us were punchy as all hell. I’m not sure if it was the caffeine or what but we were all over the place today.

The 3 Year Anniversary Party is coming up very, very soon. I’m talking March 31st. And it looks like we’re going to be heading downtown for this one and for the first time ever. Details to follow. But we assure you that it’s gonna be a hell of a good time.

Until next week,

Dan

It’s my Birthday on the 15th. My father in law got me a full scuba rig. It’s pretty awesome of him to do that. Now I can dive without having to rent the equipment which is cool. I want to start diving allot its a cool thing to do with my wife. Plus the best thing is can’t talk under water. Dan is getting his certification soon. Soon we will do Tom and Dan underwater.

Who would have thought they’d cut this from the final show?

Dan

First of all, thanks to all of you that entered this contest. Tom and I have some much better contests planned and this was just a spur of moment type deal and we were completely shocked at home many people entered. Thanks to all of you that aired out your “scumbaggedness” with us in an attempt to win some really high in puss and dick equipment. Ok…

…the winners.

With a score of “17 LIKES” and winning without even having to show any of her girl parts…we have Alice! Most of you will recognize her from calling yesterday while Chris was talking to us…I’m pretty sure she’s the nice lady that works in the library. Well, my dear, all of your hard work paid off and I hope that a few of your buddies that might have stopped by to check out the show like it and are now “scumbags” themselves. We appreciate you hustling for the show and spreading the word. Now you have a 300 dollar dildo and you can *spread other things… *Dad Joke

We hope you really enjoy your Lelo Insignia…it’s truly a work of art.

With a score of “10 LIKES” is one of my personal favorites…a picture that was affectionately known in my home as “Lady Pissing in Urnial” is Kiwi! Kiwi was by far one of the most active on this thread and trust me when I say that Tom and I really want you guys to use this place. (It cost us enough to fucking make it…USE IT DAMNIT!!! HAHA…) Thanks to her for all of the interaction and for breaking the seal on posting really, really fucked up pictures! Whether it was her passed out with no pants about to have sex or her boyfriend shitting…Kiwi stepped up everyone’s game through her posts. Please enjoy your Lelo Oden…just don’t drop it in a urnial.

We’re going to have to have a run off for third place and it actually worked out great because it’s between two guys for none other than…A COCK RING. But it’s a Lelo Tor Pleasure Object and trust me when I tell you this thing will blow your shaft off…it’s like the Bugatti of C-rings. Who should win this amazing (really?) prize? Should it be:

“Cool Dude with a Card on his Head wears Stashy Braclet”

OR

“Look at my Toys…I need a Cock-Ring like I need Pussy Repellant?”

We’ll let you guys vote this one out and I’ll put the others in the mail promptly. Winners will be contacted by Andrea for shipping or pick up. Please vote by leaving a comment below for the tie breaker. ‘tanks…

Again…thanks to everyone…and to our winners. Keep spreading the word guys…you guys are building this thing bigger and bigger…and just you wait until what Tom and I have planned for you all for the 3 years of “A Mediocre Time” celebration!

Have a great weekend!

Dan