“Black App” Hat
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Not quite as exciting as the “Pussy Admiral” hat but certainly more appropriate. This is the “PA” hat that can be worn everywhere without the fear of being escorted out of Disney World or Universal Studios. Trust us. We’re getting more legit and you’ll find Dan wear this hat a hell of a lot more when Tom drags him into a business meeting. A black snap-back foam trucker hat with the custom “Tom and Dan App Logo” on the front and “scrambled eggs” on the bill. (Yes…that’s what the old people call it.) Celebrate America by wearing a hat that even your Grad-Papa would be proud to wear.
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