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#BDM Tennis Bracelet

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You know who you are. You are an exclusive breed. A cut above all others that suck air and walk the earth. Life to you is an endless pursuit of merriment and the recovery of riches and your wildest dreams. Now you can let all of the “Poor-O’s” know what they’re missing. But by the simple placement of this bracelet on your wrist, plebeians abound will shuttler knowing the that you are drunk with money and power. Made of the finest Chinese rubber in “money green”, “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” are proud to present the “Big D*ck Millionaire Tennis Bracelet.” (The other side says because we’re poor and need the promotion.) Live your life the #BDM style…”Poor-O’s” need not apply. (Please buy one too…that was just a joke…)



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