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“Jizzerton Road” Shirt

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You might remember a certain phone call that a “scumbag” set up for us via Craig’s List. You might remember that during the call, Dan was so tired of “Fishing for Scumbags” that he halfheartedly attempted to get the gentleman calling for the free hovercraft to hang up. You might also remember that the guy was so into the art of the deal…

…that hanging up just wasn’t an option. He wanted that damned hovercraft and NOTHING was going to stop him!

(FYI…If you don’t know what we’re talking about you might want to go back a couple of shows…)

Now immortalize the gimmick by putting “Orlando’s Craig’s List” on your chest! We’re pretty sure that this is the only shirt that has ever attempted to look like a Craig’s List ad…and we’re almost positive that it’s going to be the only anyone ever attempts to make. Take a trip down to 1175 Jizzerton Road…and make your deal!

*This is an extremely limited run shirt of only a select amount of sizes.

Comments

MacMiggle

Hahaha. Buy this shirt!

http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

That’s exactly what we were thinking…heehee Thanks for the love.

SaladoBSH

why do the sleeves look wierd?

http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

Maybe your arms are just little. Look fine to us…
SaladoBSH

something just looked odd in the pic. hahah

http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

We agree. Just wanted to bust your balls.

Your mom’s fat t’s

What color is it? Blue or black

http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

Black…

Jesse Kunerth

I’ve tried to order this shit, and I’ can’t select size, used a variety of options; chrome, safari or IE.
And you can not order separate items at once, where am I ordering from, NIGERIA!!!!!!!!!