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Feb 19

Caption Contest
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Post the funniest caption I will send you something in the mail. Don’t know what yet but something T and D related.
My caption: “If this was a rooster I would have cock foot”
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Posted By tom on February 19 2012 | Comments (55)

Comments
- FuckThatSamGuy
  
  If you can see this parrot, I’m probably being gang-raped in a Super 8 Motel. Please notify the authorities.
- Anonymous
  
  This bird must really love and trust Tom’s wife to sit on her foot like this.
- Aaron
  
  Picture taken moments before you ended up with ‘shit balls’
- Jason
  
  Nice crown molding
- DJFloppyCoaster
  
  So that’s why a birds tongue is black, using it to get to the those hard to reach toe crevices.
- RageKage
  
  A beak and talon a day keeps the calluses and corns away.
- Ipadborkwett
  
  Planet of the Birds
  Opening on Dec. 21, 2011
- Unit_Scroll
  
  A bird in the foot is worth two in the pube bush.
- SomaCowJ
  
  Toucan Sam’s lesser-known cousin, ToeCankle Larry, the actual originator of the Froot Loops catchphrase “Follow your nose!”
- Cockmaster 3000
  
  Bizarre initiation rituals of Jimmy Buffett’s Coral Reefer Band.
- Jam11789
  
  Tom your dick looks weird from this angle!
- Rusty Weightset
  
  ima bird so fuck you
- Jam11789
  
  Don’t your feet stink really bad? Poor bird!
- http://www.facebook.com/bowenwright Bowen Wright
  
  Worst case of Jungle Foot Ever!
- http://www.facebook.com/bowenwright Bowen Wright
  
  Worst Case of Jungle Foot Ever!!
- http://twitter.com/rudyfacio Rudy Facio
  
  *double post*
- Boonatic
  
  Shitbird loser foot… Fucking loser
- http://www.facebook.com/Bacharach Ben Bacharach-White
  
  You got it! Now quick, slam your foot down!
- http://www.facebook.com/Bacharach Ben Bacharach-White
  
  New fetish: Beakfoot
- Bgriffith237
  
  moments later the birds beak smashed into the floor in a failed backflip attempt.
- Jake Dugal
  
  The biggest COCKatoo toms wife has ever seen!
- Jake Dugal
  
  Wow, Nice pecker!
- BT
  
  Foot Pirate. It hurts just right.
- http://twitter.com/DirtbagDaryl daryl butler
  
  Coco BeWHERE? his fuckin foot?
- Cahler
  
  Tom finally got sick of the birds and started shit kicking them in mid air.
- http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1465735916 Brian Muster
  
  I’ve seen parrots eat fruits, nuts, even their own young…but never corn
- Jesus
  
  Footjobs, only birds get off on that shit
- Kyle
  
  This angry bird ain’t got no shot at crushing the pig
- Nicky G.
  
  Well my bird WAS constipated…
- ODB
  
  “Swaggin goin swell”
  -Peanut
- Anonymous
  
  “My toe nails be shinin’ like they yellow diamonds, hhhha” Tom.
- GUZ
  
  When asked, “What are u doin with that ugly thing?!” The parrot responded “Fuck if I know!?”
- GUZ
  
  Liz Longhair emerges from her long hibernation to get back to work. (Pictured here with her parrot)
- Loganlikesjelly
  
  Put a bird on it!!
- Clark
  
  Happy Feet THREE dancing in stinkville
- JasonT2
  
  “Trying to catch me ridin dirty”
- Mattcrys1978
  
  “Fuckin’ humans… always doin’ stupid shit.”
- Jerry
  
  “The new adventures of Toe Jam and Earl”
- Mark Stallings
  
  He’s gonna poop on your floor.
- Jasondavid
  
  Bartender: “hey where did you get that?”
  Bird: ” it started out as a wart on my ass”
- illy21
  
  The new craze “Footing”
- James
  
  Foot up my ass. Who knew you were serious? Polly need some preparation-h.
- Velonola
  
  Aarrackkkk, I can still smell your butt from up here!
- Topdeck
  
  Finger, tongue, dick ………foot
- http://www.facebook.com/people/Alice-Seewer/100000669163234 Alice Seewer
  
  “You are the foot beneath my wings.”
- BOSS
  
  TomandDan.com
  
  “A place for dad jokes”
  
  Cool Dude!
- keagull
  
  i like the molding on the ceiling but you should have that growth checked on your foot.
- Anonymous
  
  who won this? I hope it was the pecker joke.
- WizzleMcteets
  
  You Wannnnnn??????
- Mark
  
  How do you get that worn out look on crown molding? Scumbag!
- Douchey McGee
  
  Yum, toe jam is my favorite.
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