Looks delicious, doesn’t it?

Hopefully, you still say the same after the show today. It was a wild one but there’s nothing wrong with that. All over the place and pretty loose. Don’t take that in a dirty way, you perv.

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*Tom wants Pre-Stints

*Just Pickin’ My Dick

*Pop Socket Makes My Pocket Sock

*Tom’s Discovers His Expired Tag on Facebook

*Huge Mental Load

*Andrea is Bad at Deodorant

*Tom Gives Out Passes

*Black Tom Vann is Here

*Wu-Tang Vann

*Smartphones Create Anxiety

*Bedtime Routine

*X-Games Pope

*What’s More Gay Game?

*Thomas the Tank Engine Remixes

*Doms and Subs

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Tom raps on the show today, finally. It’s everything you’ve ever dreamed of. I’m on this low-sugar and no carb diet. I feel like I’m going to fall asleep while I write this, which I’m going to go do. Hope you all have a great Easter weekend. April is going to bring a lot of very cool things.

Listen to White Zombie!

Your new friend,

Lee