Thanks as always for listening to the show and for taking time to download the show and whatnot. We are SO happy to have all of you and create this nice little family. (Wow…that’s way too positive for me. Seriously.) Thanks for Kendra and Carmen who came in today. They’re awesome ladies and we’re so glad that they came in. On today’s show:

It’s another “Dan’s Mom Fart-o-gram.”

Too much wine.

Ping pong – birthday party Feb 15th

Not designed for a 32′ neck

Wine and Beans

This is maybe horribly insulting…

No my first name is Doctor, idiot.

He doesn’t believe in pre-cum.

Dan Marino’s love child

Taint Sneeze Pain

Smooth Penis

Porn Favorites

Boner Break

I’m’a Dan Marino your ass tonight… – Black God

Mr. MacGruber: Small Dick Pooro

Andy Treehorn on prostitutes

Andy>Dan Marino

Sponsored by Pop Rocks

Zimbabwe broke

Cats=Killers

S. Korean Jerks

Comedy war stories

Laser on the V?

Thanks again for listening. Please remember that Tom has dropped the prices on “Red” Tom and Dan hats to 15 bucks and all orders for the next week, you get a free door hanger. Yep. That’s right. You’ve  got a one week of reprieve from Ol’ Tom Vann – Money Man. Good stuff. We do orders on Tuesday and they’re hand screwed up by Tom and Dan. Please be sure to rate us 5-stars and leave us a funny review on iTunes.

We’ll see you guys next week.

All the best,

dan