Tom’s having a baby and we go through a little “baby talk” for the first full segment of the show. But before you check out and think “This is the way that it’s going to be for the rest of mediocre history!” – allow me to assure you that it’s all part of the natural process of Tom’s baby and of all of us being a part of the process. Just think…we can all make fun of this together! IT’S GOING TO BE FANTASTIC! And more than likely about that time…my wife will be begging me to attempt to have a baby as well…and you can all make fun of me for making fun of Tom. It’s really just a vicious cycle of filth and pain that will continue to roll and fester until the end of time. The end.

On today’s show:

Baby Talk.

Home Birth.

Looking into the eye of the devil.

Tom’s a small p*ckerd man with a high deductible.

Halfsharkhalfalligatorhalfman

Eye-seeing test

Killer Chinese Hornets

Homzilla

Awkward Fighting

Worst Neighbors

Once again…real talk.

So please enjoy this extra-long, “we forgot how long that we were recording” show and please know how much you guys mean to us as listeners. You guys have stuck with us for an extended period of time and if it weren’t for you guys…the Tom & Dan studio would not be on the air. Truly. You guys are the force behind the show and for that we are eternally grateful.

dan