• Bart Merrick Team advice on pricing, staging, upgrades, and planning moves
• Possible rate shifts and trusting agents over online info
• Second annual Thanksgiving Kid Cast with Max, Tommy, and Maisie
• Kids noticeably older since last year
• Playing the Kid Cast intro and reacting to the cursing joke
• Cornucopia chat and Maisie starting her topic list
• Maisie calling Dan a funny comedian
• Dan’s dermatologist visit and the underwear-picking story
• Finding a diamond necklace that belonged to Dan’s late mother
• Kids finding Maisie’s old “doodoo” drawing and Tommy’s childhood books
• Talk about memories before age three
• Debate over Dan growing his hair out
• Kids choosing “computer men” as future careers
• Maisie pitching flavor and food-development jobs
• Discussion of flavorists, product testing, and internships
• Max wanting to be a mechanical engineer; Mark Rober comparisons
• Kids reacting to influencer life and online audiences
• “Drunk in the bear” stunt jokes and bear-suit memories
• Maisie limited to YouTube Kids; Roblox possibly fading
• Warnings about online dangers and news
• Maisie curious about college costs, in-state vs out-of-state
• Sensory scientist and food-writer careers
• Shared cooking-video and ASMR camping interests
• Kids’ YouTube habits, Blue Lock anime, and Dan’s egg sandwiches
• Maisie learning to cook and making biscuits
• Creative careers, money, and VTubers
• Kid trends: Roblox, Fortnite, Minecraft, Lonely Mountain Snow Riders
• CapCut edits, aesthetic photos, and dance videos
• Growth of kids’ product industries and baby-mask marketing
• Morning-routine chaos and “plumb bobs” dad story
• Silence of the Lambs tucked-penis joke reactions
• Tommy’s black-hole question and wanting to make people laugh
• Rapunzel hair-ripping cautionary tale
• AI feedback-loop comparison
• Breakfast routines, fancy school lunches, and picky eating
• Cold hot-dog story and kids assuming adults drink beer
• Solar Bears beer misconception and Maisie avoiding inappropriate jokes
• Swapping-parents hypothetical and morning-routine differences
• Cross-country practice schedules
• Trying Swedish Devil licorice and other weird foods
• Debate over rude vegetables and favorite veggies
• Teaching kids about pogs and slammers
• Showing Doom and comparing it to Minecraft
• Minecraft roller coasters and animal experiments
• Dance-competition songs like “Conga” and “Pink Pony Club”
• Drunky the Bear in a thong joke
• Thundercats intro and its anime influence
• 80s skeletal villains and kids not wanting physical toys
• Adults reminiscing about G.I. Joes and the $40 Super Soaker
• Stuffed animals as collectibles; friends not playing with toys
• Games used mainly for socializing
• Indoor vs outdoor play differences
• Voice chat today vs what 90s kids would’ve done
• Kids reacting to being recognized by listeners
• Myths like “don’t swim after eating”
• 80s/90s cartoons feeling slow now
• Roblox as a social hub replacing neighborhood play
• Screens keeping distant family connected
• Listener question about knowing the kids’ names
• Bald Black-woman voicemail and gold-crown air fresheners
• 90s car culture and Tom’s first GMC S15
• Dog-poop stories, “mummy bones,” and cleaning waffle-soled shoes
• Outdoor dogs then vs indoor dogs now
• Garage-Rottweiler memory
• Suggestion for Tom to do an FDOT anti-DUI commercial
• BeardMeatsFood and competitive-eater training
• John Candy documentary, fame pressure, and early death
• GLP-1s possibly helping Candy today; stigma around medical weight help
• Caller saying puke stories aren’t embarrassing
• Ideas for embarrassing-story segments
• Modern teens avoiding risky public behavior due to cameras
• A-list guests preferring smaller shows to control conversations
• Hosts noting they aren’t journalists and don’t do confrontational interviews
• Thanksgiving thanks, travel plans, and NFL games
• Happy Thanksgiving sign-off

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