Annoy Your Friends
I’ve had a quite a few people that have actually emailed and asked me what I do for my ‘roids. First of all, how dare all of you for assuming that all of “‘roid talk” is real! Secondly, you are all correct and Tom and I are both “‘roid crazy.” So, in an attempt to actually be serious on this site and try to educate you guys…you could pack Noxzema in your ass like a sailor’s pipe. (That is in NO WAY a medical statement.) Or the wife found these today and they even came with little tube of “Mini-Prep Pain Relief Cream” whatever the F that is…
The wipes are good though.
Ok…I’d done being serious.
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