Hey there gang!

Welcome to our first show back from the “Tom and Dan Cruise 2015!” In all seriousness, if you’re thinking about going on the one that we’re planning for 2016, we’d love to have you! We had a fantastic time, met some of the most amazing people, and no one died! As Ice Cube would say “Today was a good day.” (Quote totally does not apply.)

On this week’s show:

-Porno Joe has porno powers

-Weird ball hair

-Tom’s cough crazy

-Tom might have alcohol withdrawals

-Tom suffers from “drunk eyes”

-Ross’ son got a fake sharks tooth necklace

-Pokemon market in schools

-Boomerangs as weapons

-Tom’s vasectomy plans

-Tom’s nanny is making his son soft

-We talk to a castrated gentleman

-Dan’s Mom finally picks up the phone

-Dan’s Mom was a juvenile corrections counselor

-Old LSD man

-Duggar family scandal

-Tom can’t spell

-Tom Vann: Man Part

-Sh*t pie

-Offensive shirts

-Horse Boyz

-Snail t’s

-Cone bras

We’re going to have tons of new merch on the site in the upcoming weeks. If you’re looking for something in particular then you might want to order as quickly as possible. Seriously. Not saying that to drive sales – I just get tons of email from peeps disappointed that we’re out of their particular size shirt or hat. Get on it!

You guys are the best and Tom and I really hope that you’re digging all of the content that we’re trying to provide for you.

All the best,

d