Hey there gang!

I’m more than sorry that it took me a full day to get the write up both ON the podcast and ON the website but sometimes that’s how it’s got to be done when you’re racing to get home and about to miss bath time and seeing your daughter. (Momma was a little pissed but so goes it when you own your own business. I’m sure you guys are sick of hearing that. Fuck it. We know what we signed up for.)

We had a really, really fun show today but we sort of lost track of time and ended up giving you a full 3 hours plus of a show. (Most of the time we don’t like to do that. Two hours seems to feel right and anything over that just sort of seems like we’re gassing out. Apparently we were full of gas because none of that happened and we even had our friend Bubba stop over to help us out. With that said, we think that Bub’s blood sugar got a little low at the ned because he was starting to freak out a little bit. Love that fucking guy!)

On this week’s show:

-Craig from Pyrospot calls in

-Firework mishaps

-Pee Pee Pierre

-Thugster truck driver calls in

-Viking pussy

-Tom doesn’t wear a polo for nothin

-Dan pranked Business Tom with XXX video

-Sperm switch

-Dan found a new category of porn

-Pork eater song

-Breakdown of Sofia the first

-El Chapo has been caught

-Bachelor parties

-Bum diet

-Bubba came to visit

-Pain pill talk

-Pull ups

-BDM Ticket Challenge

If you’re a BDM member and you have invite questions, feel free to send all of those to Show@TomandDan.com and we’ll take care of you. Other than that, have a fantastic weekend and we’ll see BDMs on Monday and EVERYONE in a week!

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