• Nov 30

    Welcome New “Bags!”


    Annoy Your Friends

      Welcome to all of you that have never been here before…and thanks for stopping by! Those of you that have been here for the past 3, almost 4 years…introduce yourselves and help those newbies get acclimated. It’s our pleasure to have you along for the ride and let’s all have some fun! We might have some pretty awesome surprises for all of you very soon…



      Posted By dan on November 30 2012 | Comments (33)

      • http://www.facebook.com/mhollyallen Holly Allen

        Woo hoo! I love surprises!!

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          We love you.

      • http://twitter.com/Laser_Fist (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ


      • http://twitter.com/someguysteve311 steven keagle

        Welcome to the second best podcast in the world. I forgot what number one was haha

      • TexasScumBag

        I am the TexasScumBag. I live and work in the Houston Area. I started listening to the guys at the Quarry and have been glad to be here from the start. Now I dont listen to the Quarry and look forward to the show every Friday. I love (No Homo) and support them in anything they do.

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          Thanks for the support and Yehaw!

      • http://twitter.com/Laser_Fist (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ

        I don’t think I’ve been more excited for an episode of A Mediocre Time in my life. NEW PEEPS: Prepare your brainpussies for a passionate tongue lashing, for Tom and Dan are cunning linguists of the highest podcastial order

        • randomcow

          brainpussies, hahaha!

      • http://www.facebook.com/james.lonnecker James Lonnecker

        Another Texas scumbag eagerly awaiting the show today!! Long live AMT!

      • http://twitter.com/synergyguy_411 squirrelpimp

        Yankee Candle’s “Pumpkin Spice” sales went up 17% this year beating out “Fresh Linen”and “Apple Cinnamon” for the third fall in a row. After the break, what Champagne is best to soak purple toes after a long day of pedicures…. oh wait… wrong show.

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan


      • Scott @drumbum75

        I have laughed and I have cried. AMT has always been there for me.
        And I will be there for Tom and Dan. And if I have to, that Ross guy. Just
        Kidding #likeaross. #scumbagfamily

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          Tom says that Ross will be gone soon.

      • http://twitter.com/Laser_Fist (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ

        SCUMBAGS: Show starts in an hour or so – we should recruit new listeners from our respective social media spheres by informing them of this fine production. TO THE TWITTER, AND THE FACEBOOK! Let our ranks swell like the hot erection of an interdimensional god!

      • FTDTexas

        Welcome to FTD World!!!!

      • http://www.facebook.com/kevin.brewer.127 Kevin Brewer

        Looking forward to the show today! I have been checking the page 4x a day for an update. Bring on the changes and can’t wait for the show. Remember “life is too long”.

      • Dirty Bird

        #1 Podcast for gays, blacks, and midgets. Welcome newbies…

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          For the record…unless that was a Dan joke…we never said midgets.

          • Ganster

            you guys totally said number 1 midget podcast at some point. i think one of the etchie songs they said “#1 Podcast for gays, blacks, and midgets” as well.

      • Summer

        I ignore my children when AMT is on. Judge away….#snoots #ladyscumbag

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          Hahahaha…best comment we’ve read all day.

      • http://www.facebook.com/rob.lowe.942 Rob Lowe

        I called in sick to listen Live today

      • http://twitter.com/bokeypunk Eric Holland

        Hi my name is Michael from Red Lobster. All I have to say is get a spoon and get ready for some fun.

      • http://twitter.com/synergyguy_411 squirrelpimp

        Yeah…. you see, I’m going to need you to start putting a cover page on all the TPS reports. If you could do that, That’d be great. And I’ll make sure you get a copy of that memo.

      • http://www.facebook.com/chris.mitchell.75839 Chris Mitchell

        Hi, Im Chris. been a scumbag for over 3 years. id kill a homeless mans dog to get my hands on the “Oh, Benny!” podcast. let me know if anyone has it. it would make a great birthday present for me. turning 30 in a week and committing suicide by immolation in 8 days. #lifeistoolong.

      • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

        Welcome to all of the new “bags” that have never been here before. Comment…check out the archives for all of the FREE shows and be sure and head over to the “Premium BDM” section if you’ve got 3 bucks to help Daniel out…

      • http://www.facebook.com/zendehoag Zenas DeHoag

        #scumbagfamily <–haha It's feeling truer every day, but I'm also thinking it's making me feel like a damn juggalo with all this "family" talk.

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          We are worse than the Juggalos…

      • TikiLuke

        Had to eat some peppers today, so I have to listen to the podcast on iTunes tonight. If your a scumbag like me… rate it 5 stars on iTunes.
        – later scumbags

        • http://www.TomandDan.com/ Tom and Dan

          Dan hates peppers.

      • i said it

        Please make the comments easier to read…. red on silver.. ouch

      • http://www.facebook.com/kismet5379 Kim Canich

        Newbie – only a second time listener. Listened to the guys on ‘that other show’ for years – this is unbelievably better – astronomically funny. Planning to stick around.


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