Show #318 – Tom’s Pulgas – Dan’s Birthday
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Thanks to all of you for downloading this week’s show! We’re more than happy to have all of you along for the ride! Other than both being damn near death sick, we’ve been having a fantastic time and we hope that you’re all enjoying all of the new content that we’ve been pumping out. In case you’re not really sure what I’m talking about, you’ve got a new “Gentleman’s Guide to Manliness” and today we release the Arnez J interview. He’s going to be at the Orlando Improv all weekend and he was a hell of a great interview! We think you’ll enjoy both of those shows! A special note to Ross, who was unable to make it into the show today. We miss you, my friend and we hope that you feel better very, very soon! Special thanks to Samantha for stepping up in his absence and doing a fantastic job on mic 3! You did a fantastic job – well fucking done!
On today’s show:
-It’s Dan’s last cool birthday
-Ross isn’t here, he’s sick
-Community college bum
-Eating fast food in your car
-Hiring people to do your work to save you money
-Caller talks about indentured servants in India
-Tom’s the Bill Gates of Casselberry
-Lebron James “D” slip
-Giving kids cell phones
-Ennis engrained with douche jockness
-We call Ross, he’s dying and hates Tom
-Crazy people lying about their life
-Foot jobs = Gator bites
-Mechanical engineer thesis?
-Sharks: do they bite more white people than black people?
-Tom has pulgas
-New segment: Does this make you gay?
Thanks again to all of you that keep this show afloat. It’s extremely hard for me to explain how import and meaningful that is to me and Tom. It’s almost the more we say it the less effect it has but F it – it’s true. We have the best listeners in the world and we could not do any of this without your support and it’s so fun to have you all along for the ride. As I turn 39 today, you could say that I’m more than a little emotional about what we’ve created here. I just want to always be on the record as saying that we love and appreciate you all for your support and participation. I see so many other fake asses out there attempting to give love – but it’s a little to late when you’ve turned your back on them and have treated them like shit. We do things differently here and we hope that you appreciate it as much as we appreciate you!
All love and have a great weekend!
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