Hey there kids!

Apologies for the show being a little bit earlier – life gets in the way at times but you have our word that we will always do our best to get a show out, no matter what! Now normally, I write the show write up on Saturday morning while Maisie is running through the house like a wild woman but because of the earlier show, I’m able to knock this out now. (Also – you will hear little miss Maisie at the beginning of today’s show telling her good friend Mr. Tom to eat his f*cking peppers! Enjoy!)

On this week’s show:

-Tom signed up for gardening classes

-The doo doo plank

-Nature’s toilet

-Pool-ber became a reality

-Convincing Dan’s wife to try edibles

-Patty in your panties

-Alcohol allergy

-The origin of jizz

-Jizz of Gilmont

-Time capsules

-Best fast food hot dogs

-Tom has ice cream guilt

Well, that’s about it for this week. Thanks for hanging with us! Tom and I hope that you enjoy the show as much as we enjoy doing it! If you ever have a question for the show, please email show@tomanddan.com and we’ll do our best to either help you out or answer it on the show. Ok. On that note, I’m going to keep wolfing down these Diet Dew’s and pretend that they’re delicious beer!

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