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Nov 25
901 – Holiday KidCast 2025
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• Bart Merrick Team advice on pricing, staging, upgrades, and planning moves
• Possible rate shifts and trusting agents over online info
• Second annual Thanksgiving Kid Cast with Max, Tommy, and Maisie
• Kids noticeably older since last year
• Playing the Kid Cast intro and reacting to the cursing joke
• Cornucopia chat and Maisie starting her topic list
• Maisie calling Dan a funny comedian
• Dan’s dermatologist visit and the underwear-picking story
• Finding a diamond … -
Nov 21
900 – The Stripes are All There
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• Sponsor talk about Modern Plumbing and finding a swollen kitchen pipe
• Friday Free Show kickoff with old-school Tom & Dan vibe
• Out-of-town BDMs arriving for weekend events
• Certified Best Roofing and Tom the Mime announced for Beer Fest
• Florida site blocks leading Tom to Surfshark VPN and jokes about regional porn
• Surfshark promo compared to other VPNs
• Daniel preparing for a concert while battling baseline anxiety
• Judson’s Live described as intimate; past … -
Nov 14
859 – Dmitry Calls
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• Holiday intro with playful mistakes
• Jeff’s Bagel Run sponsorship, new locations, holiday drinks, spreads, specialty flavors, app perks
• Show intro from JustCallMoe Studio
• Ross McCoy intro and horn joke
• Mention of Jimi Hendrix as a veteran
• Promotion for Bad at Business Beerfest on Nov 22
• Brewery/vendor list and rising THC drink presence
• Talk of Delta-9 restrictions and alcohol-industry lobbying
• Hops scarcity vs ease of making THC drinks
• Sponsor list: JustCallMoe, … -
Nov 07
858 – The Italian Bully
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• “Time for a bath” parody song filled with daily-life jokes
• Talk about wanting a tax refund and inventing “tax-a-tude”
• Imagined gas station purchase and March of Dimes donation bit
• Self-image jokes comparing to Kim Kardashian, Nicki Minaj, and Beyoncé
• Playful “sassy” expressions celebrating confidence
• Comedic rap about women’s breasts and mock “National Titties Day”
• Show intro for “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan”
• Hosts joking about AI-generated intro music as “AI slop”
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Nov 01
857 – The Golden Jokers Plan
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• Bart Marek Team ad; listener Mike’s testimonial
• Bart and Crystal’s experience, communication, and professionalism
• Bart fixed an underpriced listing; guided buyers in a slow market
• Thanks to listeners who use sponsors; long-term client relationships
• Brightline to Fort Lauderdale; checked bags due to size limits
• Bags sent to Miami; staff confusion; no clear protocol
• “Uber plan” to deliver bags to specific cruise ports
• Doubts about entrusting unsupervised luggage to random drivers
• Miscommunication …
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