Hi,

What can we say? Happy birthday America! And we chose to do absolutely nothing about it. In fact, I don’t even think that we mentioned July 4th one time. Well, maybe. But not much. Just listen to the show and we’re virtually certain that you’ll dig it. We had a packed house, lots of fun, and truthfully, I’m far too tired to write a full explanation of what we did today. Hell…I don’t even know what we did today. It was insane.

Thanks …

The 7th in a series of super bad Photoshop combined with edits from pictures of the Tom and Dan in their studio. Through the power of the “modern computer” we will bring you to the show and not only let you hear it…but let you SEE it like you’ve never seen it before! Tom & Dan love the fishes.

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It’s pretty rare that we ever ask you guys to do anything…

Unless you want to count the fact that we ask you to subscribe and makes us rich so we can keep the studio running and keep adding floors to my mansion. (Don’t count that stuff. That’s a need. What I’m about to ask for is NOT a need but more of a want. More of just one of those things that makes us smile. You do want us to smile, right?)

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Dear podcast downloaders and listeners,

I’m not really sure what to say about today’s show other than the fact that Tom and I have a tiny bit of jet lag and we’re insanely crazy today. This show is a plethora of tangents and bull. We think you’ll like it. And at any rate, we had fun…and that’s really all that matters.

On today’s show:

100% stress, 100% of the time.

Tom & Dan in Chicago

Mystery Text

Car Rental Scam

Ross Vomits: Round 2

“Bologna Joe – Eat My Hotdog.”

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