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  • Dec 27

    Tom’s uses wife’s x-mas present…head explodes!


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    Posted By tom on December 27 2012 | Comments (12)

  • Dec 26

    Android like a mug… (Ver 1.01)


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      Android Mug Ver 1 01


      So…for those of you that have been Andrpoid users, we know that you’ve been waiting for forever and day for an App. We’re sorry about that. That has everything to do with the fact that #AMT is grassroots and everything we do is (almost) always done on a shoestring budget and out of the kindness of someone’s heart. In this case, you can thank @MediJocre for both App and for working his balls off (over Christmas vacation) to try and …

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      Posted By dan on December 26 2012 | Comments (6)

    • Dec 25

      Merry #Snootmas BDM’s! (BDM Show Recap…)


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        She’s played “Pie-ano” and pipe organ for almost 40+ years and you can see it in her fingers. A real woman if I’ve ever seen one. I love you Mom! Merry Christmas! With appearances by Andrea “Tity Tits” and Izlee the Dalmatian.

        Well…it’s officially #Snootsmas and we’ve got two more shows for you guys that have just posted for …

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        Posted By dan on December 25 2012 | Comments (15)


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